Billy's bloggg another friday night in my head

I just made this up for Mathew When he asked me to tell him a bed tile story

“There was a girl.. Named Mattilly! she walked and walked the forbidden fields of tobacco. Her bare feet sticky from jelly beans that paved the road to the castle of cotton candy. Her mission: eat cotton candy… she met a funny bunny named Craig. Who told her the secret to gettin into the castle without getting caught in the webs of cotton candy that made Cotton Candy castle. step step she reached the front door. She took a deep breathe and started spitting her way through the castle. Til finally reach the room where the King lived.. As she was about to open the door. She woke up. THE END “

Mom: I don’t wanna hear no GaGa

Me: idgaf I don’t wanna hear your chunti shit either. what the fuck. So stupid! >:O it’s fucking 8am don’t fucking start!!!

(I sit back down in the back seat)

7yr old Cousin (directed to mom): don’t talk about his GaGa. He gets like that…

Me: dammmmmnnnnn right

Oh! Tumblr… You still exist? I completely forgot about you!

Mom: so it smells like cigarette in here

Me: yup

Mom: you’ve been smoking in here?

Me: yup

Mom: oh alright…

(2 minutes later)

Mom: so can I smoke in here?

Me: go for it

Mom: yay

Me: did you really just yay in here?

I feel like following a bunch of Tumblr’s and just reblogging like ccrrraaazzzyyyyy just to get my points up. Then not care about my tumblr for a week ha how pathetic :\ stupid Internet… What have you done to me

So I’m laying in bed. All lights are off.. I’m trying to get some sleep but there is this voice of a woman in my head and it’s much louder than my thoughts. And she keeps talking to me about something she knows and she laughs.. It’s really scary cause I’m thinking of going to the beach this week and her voice pops out of no where and muffles something really loudly and giggles. It’s so loud I almost feel like there’s someone behind me :\ I don’t like this one bit………………..